10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"