10 Random Poker Quotes

i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.