10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from