10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Those eggs smell delicious!