10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."