10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"