10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• It's Free To Fold...