10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."