10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer