10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..