10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.