10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."