10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-