10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...