10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from