10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The all-in play works everytime but once.