10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha