10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.