10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown