10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom