10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.