10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• im going to 2 out you to death