10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.