10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel