10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.