10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."