10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth