10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Fold and live to fold again