10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22