10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.