10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury