10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT