10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury