10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'