10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph