10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow