10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die