10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz