10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery