10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!