10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.