10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003