10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.