10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.