10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson