10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"