10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.