10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)