10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.