10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword